I think my neighbour is an Alien
He gives me the stink eye
He walks so fast I often think!
He might take off and fly
I hardly ever see him home
When the sun is shining bright
He comes back looking almost dead
In the middle of the night!
I see him talking to himself
in a language I can’t understand
It often sounds like he’s growling out
acronyms rather hard to expand
He never ever rests at all
He’s always on the run
I’m sure he really hates our Earth
For him, it ain’t no fun!
Then one day I looked around real close
And found many more like him
They had all had grown corpulent
with stress stuffed to the brim!
I think I’ll try to send them flowers
So they can stop and smell
And spend some time reflecting on
Why our Earth is really swell!
